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 Greetings. As my mama’s golden man, I feel like it’s my job to provide a thorough guide to how to manipulate your own mama. My human doesn’t always realize I’m doing it, and that’s how it should be. Properly following these rules will ensure more yummies and cans than you can imagine.
1. The Art of the Meow. Some of you might be content by simply saying, “Meow,” when you desire food or other nom noms. This is incorrect. A simple meow is cute. Cute often inspires a head pat or a kiss, which, while enjoyable, is totally not what we want. Now I admit to having an advantage in this category, being part Siamese, but you too can master the absolute aggravation that is the incessant Siam Mrar.
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