Some simple things I know and rhetorical questions

I was on my way back from the airport after sending my mother and her other primary caregiver off on a cruise when I turned on the radio.  I thought of one very important fact and then came up with some more on the way home.  Here they are:

1.  Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding Out For A Hero” is the real reason cruise control was created.  You try hitting the highway  and turning on that song, during an election year especially, and attempt to get by without cruise control.  It can’t be done.

2.  If you accidentally drive over a dead skunk, the smell stays with you five times longer.

3.  Sarah Palin’s favorite word is “also.”  I would love for someone to go over the Vice Presidential debate and count the number of times she says it.  You might get a migraine but the final number would amuse me.

4.  Doesn’t “The Castro Brothers” sound like a WWE tag team from the 70s?

5.  Don’t you hate it when people who are behind you zoom out and pass, then get in front of you and slow down to a speed lower than you were initially going?

6.  Wasn’t this a pointless entry?  This is what happens when I don’t get enough sleep but can’t go back to bed.